~Chuck Wepner, to
his corner-man Al Braverman after knocking down Muhammad Ali
“You better turn
around. He’s getting up and he looks pissed off.”
~Al Braverman
“GOOD AFTERNOON!” Edward called out,
too loudly. “I hope you’re comfortable?”
“MmmmMhhrmnnn…” was all the patient could
muster.
“Yes, I suppose I owe you some
explanation for your current ill health, as it might also make you aware of the
absurd futility of the mission you were assigned and with the tools you’re were
given to carry it out. Before we begin…
Who are you working for?”
Silence.
“OK. Have it your way. Just so you
know… There was no way that you could have killed me with that gun you had, no
matter how many times I was hit. I’ve
been shot before. Right here in the chest at point-blank range. I was healed
within a day, without a lick of medical care. I’m immortal, you see. Oh… I’m sure you don’t believe that… yet anyway. But all of us are. How else would you explain
a man that had been a complete invalid only a few months ago, wheelchair bound
and unable to so much as wiggle his fingers, breaking your jaw? That was
Henry Starling, you know. No joke. That’s who took you out. So hopefully that
opens your mind a bit. I’m guessing you
were told that we were no more than a bunch of academics and blogger’s, yes?”
Edward’s tone darkened, “Well… reality
turned out to be a bit different, didn’t it?
There’s something else, I’m sure they
told you. Something along the lines of how we’re a bunch of Liberals, who don’t
believe in the use of torture. And you
know… that’s true , to a certain extent.
I, like my comrades, vehemently oppose the use of torture as a matter of public
policy. The thing is? What we have here, between you and me isn’t a matter of
public policy…”
Edward moved to within an inch of the
man’s face. “It’s entirely personal.”
“Now… I assume you’ve at least heard
of Hank Starling? The brilliant
physicist and longest living patient with Atrophic Lateral Sclerosis? Well… You two now have something in common.
It seems, in my anger, I have used my power to inflict that disease on you. And
no, that’s not something you can do with a simple virus or bacteria – it’s not
contagious. But I cured it in him, and
now you are experiencing what his life was like. And all of this I did by a
sheer act of will. And just WHY did I do this to you, you might ask?
The woman you shot, after she
courageously – though unnecessarily – jumped between us in a vain effort to
protect me, is a dear and close friend of mine. Right now, she’s upstairs,
screaming in pain. Like me, she also can’t die.
Unfortunately, the source of our immortality prevents any kind of
anesthetic or pain-killer from working.
And I know what exactly she’s going through. Being of a smaller stature
and slighter build however, not to mention having been shot three times, I estimate that she will
continue to suffer for about three days.
For THAT… YOU will suffer for three YEARS. One year for every day that
you make her cry, you will, at absolute best,
remain trapped in this ruined husk that is now your body, after which time
there is no force on heaven or earth that can prevent you from dying. I sincerely hope that you are beginning, now,
to understand the depths of my cruelty.
What I’m sure you cannot yet
appreciate is the extent of my… creativity. So I’m going to offer you a simple choice: You can tell me who you’re working for, and
spend the rest of your short-ass miserable life staring at this cement ceiling,
feeling no more pain that you do right now… or, if you’d prefer, I can have the
good doctor give you a quick and painless death and spare you even that; On the other hand, you can keep quiet, and I
can put both my colorful imagination and my Mechanical Engineering degree to
work making every single one of your remaining days on this plane of existence noticeably
more horrible that the last. And I
should mention, in the interest of fairness, that I can grant you the same
Wolverine-like level of bodily regeneration that protects me and my companions.
Oh, it’ll still run out in three years’ time, but in the meantime, I can take
you parsecs beyond the limits of human bodily durability, and yet still deny
you that sweet release that death would grant. And let me be perfectly clear:
Until I have what I want, I will not LET you die!
Now I’m only going to ask this nicely one last time: What is the name
of the person you’re working for?”
After a mighty effort,
“fffffffffgggggkkkk ooooooooouuuuuuu…”
Edward laughed. A hollow sound, on the border of sanity.
“Fuck me?” He shook his head, scarcely able to believe the audacity of this
man, even in this state of utter vulnerability. “Fuck me?!” His now made a fist so tight that his knuckles cracked. “FUCK YOU!” And brought it down will all
his might, squarely on the man’s nose, feeling not only cartilage but bone and
even teeth give way under the crushing blow.
The man’s previously labored breathing
was replaced by a slurping sound similar to that of shallow liquid being sucked
through a straw. As he struggled against the blood running down his throat and
the obstruction of the breathing tube, the man began to make a sickening,
gurgling sound. His head shook slightly,
and his shoulder shivered, but that was the extent of the movement his
paralysis would allow.
“That sound? That’s blood backing up inside your breathing
tube. Some of it, I’m sure, is also ending up in your lungs. And you’re slowly
suffocating. I know what that feels like. And I know how much pain you’re in
because of it. And I hope some actual fear is starting to register, because
what you are feeling right now is as good as it’s going to get, and it’s never going to get this good again!
I’ll have the doctor come in a fix
that – clear it out for you. Pray I don’t get sidetracked. It’s amazing how
scatterbrained I get when I’m stressed. Until
next time, I suggest you consider what few choices you have left a bit more
carefully.”
Edward stepped back out into the old,
brick corridor. West and the Doctor were
still waiting there. Edward motioned for
the Doctor.
“Um… You might want to check out your
patient in there… something seems to up with his breathing tube.”
West stepped forward, but before could
say anything Edward was striding towards the second cell, the door rattling in
its tracks as he closed it behind him.
He now stood over his second
prisoner. Like the first, he was
shackled to the bed, but this one still had the strength to struggle against
his bonds. What he was quickly losing however, was his flexibility. Edward could already see the tell-tale grin
as the man’s skin was being drawn up tightly around his face, involuntarily
revealing his teeth.
“You’re lucky, you know. I took out a
lot of my anger on your friend in the other cell, so I’m probably going to go
pretty easy on you. I should, however,
probably clue you in to your present circumstance. The girl your friend shot is upstairs, crying
in pain. She’ll likely be that way for three days. So I’m giving you two both three
years to live, spending every single day in bodies that will quickly
deteriorate to complete uselessness.
I’ve afflicted him with ALS – Lou Gehrig’s disease, or Henry Starling’s if
you’re not a sports fan. You, I’ve given
Sclera Derma. Your skin, muscles, soft tissue and eventually organs are slowly hardening. Eventually
they will calcify, turning almost as hard as stone. I’m sure that, in and of itself, is quite
painful – I can’t imagine how hard it will be the breathe – but on top of that,
unless I get what I want, you will be receiving daily visits from me, during
which time I will dedicate my considerably imaginative talents to making every
remaining day of your short-ass life, more miserable that the last.
Who are you working for?”
“I ain’t tellin’ you a damned thing!”
Edward was back out in the hall. The Doctor was wearing a look of severe disapproval.
“Hey, Doc, you used to work in this facility, yes?”
“Yes.”
“Well, we both know what it was used
for, so you can wipe that sanctimonious look of your face, and just do your
fucking job, OK? Did you get the patient sorted out?”
“Yes, but I must insist…”
“You must DO as you are FUCKING TOLD! And if you give a
damn at all about those two patients of yours, I’d suggest you keep your insistences to yourself, otherwise I’ll simply
grant them three years of effective immortality, rendering your services completely
unnecessary!”
The Doctor was clearly confused by
what that meant, but Edward saw fear in West’s eyes for the first time since
he’d know him.
“West, I’ll be back here tomorrow. I
have to go get a few things. Meantime, keep this quiet. No one knows where I
am, no one know these two are here. Got it?”
“What about Gretchen?” West asked.
Edward hung his head. “I’m doing all
of this because of Gretchen,” he answered quietly.
“Do you think she’d want that?” he
implored. Edward could not look up to face West. “Eddie, she’d be a million
times happier if you’d just go upstairs and… hold her hand for Christ’s sake!”
“I… I can’t. I can’t do that, West. I
can’t see her like that. I’m not that… I… I can’t. I’ll be back tomorrow. I’d like you to come
as well. I’ll see you then.”
Edward went home that night just long
enough to pick up a few things. He didn’t sleep at all. He spent most of the
early morning hours just driving around.
He anticipated having to make an effort quiet his mind, but to his surprise
found his mind to be a complete blank. It took more of an effort to actually
THINK of something, and he found that he couldn’t stay on any particular thought
for very long. So he just drove.
At six o’clock the next morning he was
once again standing outside of the dilapidated building. West had not yet
arrived. He knew Gretchen was upstairs. He knew someone would probably be with
her. He went downstairs. He slowly
opened and closed the first cell door, so as not to wake its occupant. Walking over to the machines that kept him
breathing and monitored his heart rate and other vitals, he looked down, pleased
to see a single, remaining open outlet in the power strip. The plug he put into was old, the insulation
on the chord brittle and cracked in places, held together with electrical tape.
Edward leaned close to the sleeping prisoner, and squeezed down with his index finger.
“VVVVVVVVVZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!”
The load whir of an electric drill startled the man awake. His eyes were opened
as wide as physically possible, but no other movement betrayed his sense of
surprise – his paralysis was now complete.
“You like that?” Edward asked with a nearly maniacal grin. “Really purrs, doesn’t it? This was my grandfather’s drill. Circa late 1940’s, early 1950’s I’d say. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Nowadays, everything’s plastic and rechargeable… And weak. I hate battery powered drills, don’t you? This baby? She’s got TORQUE. Plus I dig how you can see the sparks shooting out the side vents, from that old-style motor. Iron-clad, my man. Yep, they really don’t make ‘em like this anymore.”
Edward held the drill up, examining
it, admiring it. He looked back to the
ruined man before him, who’s eyes remained as wide as dish-plates. He leaned in close, too close, holding the
bit just inches from either of their faces. “Would it relieve you to know that
I DON’T plan on drilling holes in you with this? Because it shouldn’t.”
Edward stepped away, bending over to
get something off of the floor. He stood up, now holding a three foot long,
two-by-four plank of wood. He raised it
like a baseball bat, as if he would strike the bedridden man, who was no longer
capable of flinching, save for a small twitch in eyes that was not lost on
Edward.
“Ha! I’m only kiddin’. Hitting you with this isn’t much different
from what I did yesterday. And I’d really hate for all that posturing about my inventiveness
to have been for naught.”
Edward sat down and began drilling
holes in the wood.
“VVVZZZRRRT! … VVVZZZRRRT! … VVVZZZRRRT!”
One after another…
“VVVZZZRRRT! … VVVZZZRRRT! … VVVZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrt!”
Lingering a bit on the last one, before quickly grabbing the chuck and
loosening the bit. He walked over and
placed it on the webbing between the man’s thumb and forefinger.
“nnnnnnnggg!” he groaned.
“HOT, isn’t it? Isn’t science amazing? All that friction, as
two surfaces rub together so fast? Now I
could try to get it a lot hotter, but it’s kind of cheap one – just a dollar
store, drill bit. Nothing special, really, and it probably would have broken
soon, if I didn’t stop. But THIS…”
Edward reaching into his pocket and produced a new bit. “THIS, my friend, is a
tungsten alloy, cobalt-tipped masonry
bit.”
Edward sat down, and started drilling
holes into the concrete floor. Just as before, he lingered on the last one,
letting go for almost a minute strait, and leaning the drill from side to side
as he did so. Finally he pulled it out.
Not even bothering with the chuck, he simply tapped the tip of it against the
man’s cheek.
“nnnnn!” The cry was a bit higher
pitched this time.
“OK… So you see where this is going.
What to do, what to do… I could plunge this into one of your eyes? But no… Let’s save those for another day,
shall we? Tell me… have you ever heard
of sounding?”
No reply from the man.
Edward laughed. “Forgive me. I forgot
that you can’t move, or even speak now, save to cry out involuntarily in agonizing
pain. Tell you what… If you want to give me an answer, just move your eyes to
the left for ‘yes’, and to the right for ‘no.’ Will that work?”
Eyes left.
“OK. So, tell me: Have you ever heard
of sounding? Do you know what that
is?”
Eyes right.
“Well, since I don’t want to squick
out the audience too badly, I’ll leave them to go and look it up onWikipedia. But just so YOU know what
we’re talking about…” Edward bent over and stated to whisper in the man’s ear.
“NNNNNNNGGGH! NNNNNNNN! NNNGH!
NNNNNNNGGGGGHH!”
“Oh you don’t want that, huh? You don’t think that the man you’re protecting is
worth going through that? Fair enough. You’re ready to tell me who he is, then? Here’s what we’re going to do to: We’re going
to spell out his name. I’m going to go through the alphabet, and you’re going
to tell me when I get to the next letter, OK?”
Eyes left, desperately.
“A...”
Eyes right.
“B…”
By the time Edward emerged, West was
outside waiting for him. “I have a name. Let’s see if thing number two will
corroborate it, and then we can go and check it out ourselves, OK?”
Seeing the ancient drill in his hand
and the two-by-four on shoulder, West only stared at him in shock.
“Oh, he’s FINE. You worry too much. I barely
had to touch him. So relax, OK?”
Edward stepped into the second cell,
and began telling the other man about his Grandfather’s drill.
-----------------------------
An hour later, West and Edward were
standing outside of the Capitol Building.
“You sure you can get us in?” Edward
asked one last time.
“I’m still Secret Service. There are
few places I CAN’T get into. Let’s go.”
As they walked over the marble floor,
through the ornately pillared halls of power, Edward began to feel the
slightest twinge of doubt. “How will we know for sure?”
“You mean, without using your drill?” West rebuked. “As in, ‘How do we
know these two guys didn’t just give us some name they agreed upon ahead of
time?”
“Yeah.” Edward still could not face
him.
West sighed. “Actually… I’m sure we’ll
know. The instant he sees you, standing there before him… We’ll know.”
A minute later they were outside of
Senator Sheldon Runyon’s office. They open the door without knocking. The Senator
looked up from his deck.
And as West had predicted: They knew.
“Hello, Runyon.” Edward said with a vicious sneer.
Shock and panic washed over the
Senator. “H-How? Y-You…?” It would not
have surprised Edward in the least to learn that the man was wetting himself.
“Your toadies cracked in less than
twenty-four hours. At this time
yesterday, I was looking down the barrel of a gun. And now? Figuratively, at
least?” Edward eyes narrowed, staring holes into him. “YOU are.”
“I… I won’t…”
“Shut the fuck up. You listen to me: I
own you now. And if you cross me now, or ever, I will do things to you
that will make what happened to your two thugs looks like a picnic lunch.”
“Th-Three…?”
“Well, if I still had any doubts,
they’re dispelled now. Yes, three. That’s right. Except the third one died in
the shootout. He was the driver, if you even care, you diseased little rodent.”
Sheldon Runyon collapsed back in his
chair, defeated.
“So… As I said: YOU are now MINE. You will vote as I tell you. You will
legislate as I tell you. Your entire political career, all of its machinery and
whatever small scraps of talent you possess are now at my disposal. And so help me God, if you ever even look like you’re thinking about doing ANYTHING independently of my express
permission and good graces, you will be dead and buried before the thought is
fully formed in that warped little skull of yours, do
I make myself clear?!”
Without even looking up, Runyon just nodded weakly.
“Good. We’re done here. We’ll be in
touch. West? Let’s go.”
As they emerged back into the sun,
West asked what should be done about the other two men in custody.
“Kill them immediately. Have the
Doctor give them a morphine overdose and then cremate the bodies, so that
nothing but ash remains. Have their guns melted down, while you’re at it.”
“I will take care of it.” If there was any reluctance in West’s tone,
Edward didn’t notice it.
--------------------------------------------------
That night, Edward stood alone by
Gretchen’s bedside for the first time since the shooting. She was still a ways away from being fully
healed, but appeared to no longer be in as much pain, seeing as how peacefully
she slept.
He reached, down and took her hand in
his. It was colder than he expected, but
the room was as well. As it belonged to a fellow immortal, Edward was taken
aback at how soft it felt, how fragile.
He wanted to tell her how he had taken care of things, how she was safe
now, how no one could hurt her, and how those who did were punished…
And all at once, he was horrified.
Looking down at her, the full atrocity
of what he had done slammed down upon him.
The torture… the threats… the murder… How could this harmless, timid creature, this
person who would bear so many burdens for the sake of others, who had done
nothing but give of herself, and her time, and her love… How could she possibly
have wanted that?! How could she possibly CONDONE it?
That it was all done for her, how
could she ever forgive him?
The white-hot rage that had been
driving him was now a distant memory, replaced by feelings of shame and
self-loathing. He dropped to his knees
was wept openly.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered, as the
tears rolled down his face and onto the bed sheet. “I’m so sorry… Forgive me. Please…
forgive me…”
Her hand tightened around his, ever so
slightly.
Her shot upright, eyes wide, staring
at her still-sleeping form, horrified at the prospect of facing her. He took off in a flash, running as hard as he
could into the night.
“Ed… ward…?” she managed weakly,
before drifting back to sleep.
Ed, I appreciate you adding these new chapters. I'm really enjoying your work.
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